Jeremy

Cashier

Jeremy has worked with us for as long as anyone can remember. Nobody knows his age, which we estimate to be in the hundreds, or where he lives, which he describes as "Somewhere nearby".

Kobi

Manager

Kobi doesn't actually work here. he just showed up one day and claimed to be the manager. He doesn't get paid, nor does he have a uniform, yet he is the hardest worker in our roster

Patrick

Human Resources

Patrick joined us when we saved him from choking on little Building Bricks. Since then, his soul has belonged to us and he cannot leave until he serves us for one thousand years.

Thomas

Concierge

He does a terrible job cleaning, but we're afraid to fire him.